Immigration Nightmare, GOD Bless H1B

If the prophets would have come during thees modern times, it would have been the craziest thing ever to see them at the immigration lines!

- Excuse me sir, can I see your passport please?
- How dare you question the son of God!

- Yeah, whatever, Passport please!

- I will forgive you my son!
- yeah and I will drag your ass straight to jail! so do you have a passport or not, there are 200 people behind you in line!




Everyone is freaked out about the immigration problems rising from the recent layoffs! DOL has stopped issuing the Certificate of Labour for green card seekers and long story short, we are in DEEP BANDINI! ;) (as Peter Bock would always put it! )

Sitting with me here, there are hundreds of people who just joined the company and have no clue what is going to happen to them if they get fired or if their immigration paperwork is put on a halt.

What I just learned:

• There are some nice guys famously known as ICE , Immigration and Customs Enforcement ;) which you would do your best by all means to avoid chatting with them :)
• There is a separate visa category for Chile or Singapore citizens! (why?)
• Canadians and Mexicans are sometimes even more screwed when it comes to non-immigrant visas!
• When people are getting fired, how do you go to DOl and tell them: Hey I have this guys from such and such country, and I want to hire him, and there is no american citizen qualified and willing to do this job! ;) good luck!
• Just found out that some Visa holders where also laid off! Oh God !:(